the sun is shining and we are feeling in a rather chirpy mood, because of this and because you have all been so patient with the lack of updates, we are giving you 30% off everything on our shop
CORBLIMEY I hear you say! this is the code you will need to use to get your wee (big) discount.
I would if I was you, these Honksvillains may never return again.
(we are making changes)